Homestead Greeters http://www.homesteadgreeters.com Sewing patterns for stuffed animals, hobby horses and humpty dumptys Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:22:29 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. And all the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Who cares? He's just an egg. Throw him in the dust bin." *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** [audio:http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/audio/rimshot.mp3] #6823 14" & 16" Humpty Dumpty Couple CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=158 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Cracked into pieces, he blamed bad construction for his pain... So he sued the wall builder for a million dollar gain. And Humpty's attorney is a teddy bear(see below). *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** [audio:http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/audio/cannedlaugh.mp3] #6824 17" Humpty Dumpty & 14" Bear CLICK HERE ... http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=153 What did one hobby horse say to the other hobby horse? Any friend of yours is a palomino! *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** [audio:http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/audio/giddylaugh.mp3] #6845 Hobby Horse Pattern - 2 Mane Styles CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=149 What goes “Clip… Clip… Clip…”? A horse with one leg! And when you ride a hobby horse, YOU add the "clop"! *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** [audio:http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/audio/crowdohh.mp3] #6841 Hobby Horse Pattern - 5 Styles CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=146 Why did Little Bo Peep lose her sheep? Because she hung around with a crook... and then some sheep ran away to California to become Homestead Greeters! *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** [audio:http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/audio/rimshot.mp3] #6822 54 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep Countie the Sheep will help you read bedtime stories to little ones for ... http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=142 Where do sheep get shorn? At the baa baa shop! Mary had a little lamb, Old MacDonald shot it dead. Now Mary takes the lamb to school Between two hunks of bread. *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** [audio:http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/audio/giddylaugh.mp3] #6808 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep Bonnie the Sheep is here to help your little one ... http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=139 What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick-layer! Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken! *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** [audio:http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/audio/cannedlaugh.mp3] #6809 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Chicken Big Red the Rooster is ready to greet you with a cock-a-doodle-doo when the sun rises over the ... http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=137 How do reindeer know when Christmas is coming? They look on their calen-"deer"! *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** [audio:http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/audio/crowdohh.mp3] #6816 23 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Reindeer/Moose CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=134 Which of these stuffed animal jokes do pigs like best? The corniest ones. *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** [audio:http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/audio/rimshot.mp3] #6807 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Pig Move over Conway Twitty, Billy Bob the Pig thinks he's the next big country music star. CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=129 A man bought a Homestead Greeters mouse sewing pattern at a store. "That will be $8 for the pattern and $1,000 for the story behind it," said the proprietor. "Thanks, but I'll pass on the story." After he left the store with the pattern, 1000's of mice started following him. So, he decided to walk out into the local lake, and all ... http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=123