Homestead Greeters http://www.homesteadgreeters.com Sewing patterns for stuffed animals, hobby horses and humpty dumptys Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:22:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 en hourly 1 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=158 http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=158#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:10:01 +0000 admin http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=158 And all the kings horses and all the kings men,
said “Who cares? He’s just an egg. Throw him in the dust bin.”

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#6823 14″ & 16″ Humpty Dumpty Couple


]]> http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?feed=rss2&p=158 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=153 http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=153#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:56:36 +0000 admin http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=153 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Cracked into pieces, he blamed bad construction for his pain…
So he sued the wall builder for a million dollar gain.

And Humpty’s attorney is a teddy bear(see below).

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#6824 17″ Humpty Dumpty & 14″ Bear


]]> http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?feed=rss2&p=153 What did one hobby horse say to the other hobby horse? http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=149 http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=149#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:19:56 +0000 admin http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=149 Any friend of yours is a palomino!

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#6845 Hobby Horse Pattern - 2 Mane Styles


]]> http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?feed=rss2&p=149 What goes “Clip… Clip… Clip…”? http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=146 http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=146#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:08:51 +0000 admin http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=146 A horse with one leg!

And when you ride a hobby horse, YOU add the “clop”!

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#6841 Hobby Horse Pattern - 5 Styles


]]> http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?feed=rss2&p=146 Why did Little Bo Peep lose her sheep? http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=142 http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=142#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:17:59 +0000 admin http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=142 Because she hung around with a crook…

and then some sheep ran away to California to become Homestead Greeters!

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#6822 54 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep


Countie the Sheep will help you read bedtime stories to little ones for sweet dreams!

]]> http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?feed=rss2&p=142 Where do sheep get shorn? http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=139 http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=139#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:05:48 +0000 admin http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=139 At the baa baa shop!

Mary had a little lamb,
Old MacDonald shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.

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#6808 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep


Bonnie the Sheep is here to help your little one count their z’s.

]]> http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?feed=rss2&p=139 What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=137 http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=137#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 06:56:47 +0000 admin http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=137 A brick-layer!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!

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#6809 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Chicken


Big Red the Rooster is ready to greet you with a cock-a-doodle-doo when the sun rises over the country meadow.

]]> http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?feed=rss2&p=137 How do reindeer know when Christmas is coming? http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=134 http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=134#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 06:43:02 +0000 admin http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=134 They look on their calen-”deer”!

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#6816 23 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Reindeer/Moose


]]> http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?feed=rss2&p=134 Which of these stuffed animal jokes do pigs like best? http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=129 http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=129#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 05:18:26 +0000 admin http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=129 The corniest ones.

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#6807 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Pig


Move over Conway Twitty, Billy Bob the Pig thinks he’s the next big country music star.

]]> http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?feed=rss2&p=129 A man bought a Homestead Greeters mouse sewing pattern at a store. http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=123 http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=123#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:58:43 +0000 admin http://www.homesteadgreeters.com/?p=123 “That will be $8 for the pattern and $1,000 for the story behind it,” said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll pass on the story.” After he left the store with the pattern, 1000’s of mice started following him. So, he decided to walk out into the local lake, and all the mice drowned. He returned to the store shortly.”Ah-ha! You’ve come back for the story, right?” “Nope,” said the man. “You have any lawyer sewing patterns?”

#6810 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Mouse



Allie the Mouse is Minnie’s prettier sister.

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