Tag Archive 'homestead greeters epattern'

Jul 05 2009

Where do sheep get shorn?

At the baa baa shop!

Mary had a little lamb,
Old MacDonald shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.

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#6808 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep



Bonnie the Sheep is here to help your little one count their z’s.

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Jul 05 2009

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!

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#6809 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Chicken



Big Red the Rooster is ready to greet you with a cock-a-doodle-doo when the sun rises over the country meadow.

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Jul 05 2009

Which of these stuffed animal jokes do pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

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#6807 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Pig



Move over Conway Twitty, Billy Bob the Pig thinks he’s the next big country music star.

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Jul 05 2009

A man bought a Homestead Greeters mouse sewing pattern at a store.

“That will be $8 for the pattern and $1,000 for the story behind it,” said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll pass on the story.” After he left the store with the pattern, 1000’s of mice started following him. So, he decided to walk out into the local lake, and all the mice drowned. He returned to the store shortly.”Ah-ha! You’ve come back for the story, right?” “Nope,” said the man. “You have any lawyer sewing patterns?”

#6810 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Mouse




Allie the Mouse is Minnie’s prettier sister.

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Jul 05 2009

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?

8! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

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#6825 23 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Reindeer/Moose



Get in the Christmas spirit with Mrs. Reindeer!

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Jul 04 2009

There are two cows in a paddock…

A milk cow and a longhorn enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The milk cow says “Mooooooo!”

And the longhorn says “That’s funny, I was just about to say that.”

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#6812 17 inch Stuffed Animal Patterns - Plush Cows



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