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Jul 09 2009

What did one hobby horse say to the other hobby horse?

Any friend of yours is a palomino!

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#6845 Hobby Horse Pattern - 2 Mane Styles



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Jul 09 2009

What goes “Clip… Clip… Clip…”?

A horse with one leg!

And when you ride a hobby horse, YOU add the “clop”!

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#6841 Hobby Horse Pattern - 5 Styles



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Jul 05 2009

Why did Little Bo Peep lose her sheep?

Because she hung around with a crook…

and then some sheep ran away to California to become Homestead Greeters!

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#6822 54 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep



Countie the Sheep will help you read bedtime stories to little ones for sweet dreams!

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Jul 05 2009

Where do sheep get shorn?

At the baa baa shop!

Mary had a little lamb,
Old MacDonald shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.

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#6808 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep



Bonnie the Sheep is here to help your little one count their z’s.

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Jul 05 2009

How do reindeer know when Christmas is coming?

They look on their calen-”deer”!

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#6816 23 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Reindeer/Moose



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Jul 05 2009

Which of these stuffed animal jokes do pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

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#6807 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Pig



Move over Conway Twitty, Billy Bob the Pig thinks he’s the next big country music star.

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Jul 05 2009

A man bought a Homestead Greeters mouse sewing pattern at a store.

“That will be $8 for the pattern and $1,000 for the story behind it,” said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll pass on the story.” After he left the store with the pattern, 1000’s of mice started following him. So, he decided to walk out into the local lake, and all the mice drowned. He returned to the store shortly.”Ah-ha! You’ve come back for the story, right?” “Nope,” said the man. “You have any lawyer sewing patterns?”

#6810 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Mouse




Allie the Mouse is Minnie’s prettier sister.

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Jul 05 2009

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?

8! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

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#6825 23 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Reindeer/Moose



Get in the Christmas spirit with Mrs. Reindeer!

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Jul 04 2009

A horse walks up to the bar and orders a drink

The bartender sets the drink in front of him and tells the horse, “It’s okay buddy, you can talk to me. Why the long face?”

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#6806 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Horse


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Jul 04 2009

What do you call a donkey with one leg?

A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and wearing a blue suede shoe?
A honky tonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and wearing a blue suede shoe and playing piano?
Talented!!!!


#6842 17 and 23 inch Stuffed Animal Patterns - Plush Donkeys



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