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Jul 09 2009

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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And all the kings horses and all the kings men,
said “Who cares? He’s just an egg. Throw him in the dust bin.”

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Jul 09 2009

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Cracked into pieces, he blamed bad construction for his pain…
So he sued the wall builder for a million dollar gain.

And Humpty’s attorney is a teddy bear(see below).

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#6824 17″ Humpty Dumpty & 14″ Bear

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Jul 09 2009

What did one hobby horse say to the other hobby horse?

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Any friend of yours is a palomino!

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#6845 Hobby Horse Pattern - 2 Mane Styles

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Jul 09 2009

What goes “Clip… Clip… Clip…”?

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A horse with one leg!

And when you ride a hobby horse, YOU add the “clop”!

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#6841 Hobby Horse Pattern - 5 Styles

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Jul 05 2009

Why did Little Bo Peep lose her sheep?

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Because she hung around with a crook…

and then some sheep ran away to California to become Homestead Greeters!

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#6822 54 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep

Countie the Sheep will help you read bedtime stories to little ones for sweet dreams!

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Jul 05 2009

Where do sheep get shorn?

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At the baa baa shop!

Mary had a little lamb,
Old MacDonald shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.

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#6808 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep

Bonnie the Sheep is here to help your little one count their z’s.

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Jul 05 2009

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

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A brick-layer!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!

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#6809 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Chicken

Big Red the Rooster is ready to greet you with a cock-a-doodle-doo when the sun rises over the country meadow.

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Jul 05 2009

How do reindeer know when Christmas is coming?

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They look on their calen-”deer”!

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#6816 23 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Reindeer/Moose

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Jul 05 2009

Which of these stuffed animal jokes do pigs like best?

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The corniest ones.

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#6807 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Pig

Move over Conway Twitty, Billy Bob the Pig thinks he’s the next big country music star.

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Jul 05 2009

A man bought a Homestead Greeters mouse sewing pattern at a store.

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“That will be $8 for the pattern and $1,000 for the story behind it,” said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll pass on the story.” After he left the store with the pattern, 1000’s of mice started following him. So, he decided to walk out into the local lake, and all the mice drowned. He returned to the store shortly.”Ah-ha! You’ve come back for the story, right?” “Nope,” said the man. “You have any lawyer sewing patterns?”