Stuffed animal patterns | Homestead Greeters
Jul 09 2009
Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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#6845 Hobby Horse Pattern - 2 Mane Styles
Jul 09 2009
A horse with one leg!
And when you ride a hobby horse, YOU add the “clop”!
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#6841 Hobby Horse Pattern - 5 Styles
Jul 05 2009
A brick-layer!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!
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#6809 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Chicken
Jul 05 2009
“That will be $8 for the pattern and $1,000 for the story behind it,” said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll pass on the story.” After he left the store with the pattern, 1000’s of mice started following him. So, he decided to walk out into the local lake, and all the mice drowned. He returned to the store shortly.”Ah-ha! You’ve come back for the story, right?” “Nope,” said the man. “You have any lawyer sewing patterns?”
#6810 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Mouse
Jul 04 2009
A milk cow and a longhorn enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The milk cow says “Mooooooo!”
And the longhorn says “That’s funny, I was just about to say that.”
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#6812 17 inch Stuffed Animal Patterns - Plush Cows
Jul 04 2009
The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one bunny turned to the other and said, “Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days until we outnumber them?”
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#6814 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Bunny
Jul 04 2009
The three bears were splitting up and ended up in family court. The judge asks baby bear about living with his father. Baby bear says “No, I can’t live with papa bear, he beats me terribly… and mama bear does too!” Then baby bear says, “I want to stay with my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago.” “Why?” asks the judge. “The Chicago Bears don’t beat anybody”, says baby bear.
#6811 11 and 13 inch Stuffed Animal Patterns - Plush Bears
Jul 04 2009
Swine flu!
Why do pigs never recover from swine flu?
Because you have to kill them before you cure them!
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54 inch Buddy the Pig
#6819 54 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Pig
Jun 29 2009
What has four legs and flies?
A Moose-quito!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose be time for another joke!
What do Alaskans celebrate every December?
Chris-Moose!
54 and 23 inch Moose Family
#6844 54 and 23 inch Stuffed Animal Patterns - Plush Mooses
Darling 4.5 ft. tall Mr. & Mrs. Moose with 23″ Baby Moose. Mr. Moose can also be a made as a mounted moose head sporting a 27″ rack spread as shown.
Jun 29 2009
A young boy told his mother that his father had taken him to the zoo.
The mother couldn’t believe it.
She said, “Your father has never taken anyone to the zoo in his whole life.”
The boy said, “He did, and one of the animals paid fifty dollars!”
54 inch Carl the Horse
#6817 54 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Horse
4.5 ft. tall horse pattern with vest pattern included.
People absolutely love the 4.5 ft. tall Homestead Greeters!
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