Jun 29 2009

Hello sewing world!

A message from the designer of the Homestead Greeters collection: 

The original homestead in the Sierra Nevada mountains, CA

I live in the mountains of Northern California and have had the pleasure of enjoying a rural lifestyle my entire life. It is from the characters I have met throughout my life that I get my inspiration for my pattern characters. Not a trip to the local grocery store transpires that I don’t see “quite a character!”

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Jun 29 2009

Save 50% with instant download Epatterns!

Can’t wait to start sewing? Instead of waiting for the post office to deliver your plush pattern by mail, you can now download selected Homestead Greeters™ designs directly to your computer and then print them yourself right away. It’s fast and easy… AND you save over 50% off our regular paper pattern prices. Try an epattern today!

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Jun 29 2009

Save 75% with our 8-in-1 Small Animal Combo!

Save 75% off on our best deal ever! With our 8-in-1 small stuffed animal combo package, you get 8 of the most popular 17″ tall Homestead Greeters™ stuffed animal designs
on 2 huge poster-size pages for only $16(a $64 value). Free shipping included to USA and Canada. Plush pig, horse, mouse, cat, cow, sheep, bunny, and rooster included.

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Jun 29 2009

Save 67% with our 6-in-1 Large Animal Combo!

Save 67% off on large stuffed animals patterns with our 6-in-1 combo package.
You get 6 of the most popular 54″ tall Homestead Greeters™ stuffed animal designs on 4 huge poster-size pages for only $20(a $60 value). Free shipping included to USA and Canada. Plush pig, horse, mouse, cow, sheep, and bunny included.

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Jul 09 2009

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

And all the kings horses and all the kings men,
said “Who cares? He’s just an egg. Throw him in the dust bin.”

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#6823 14″ & 16″ Humpty Dumpty Couple



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Jul 09 2009

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Cracked into pieces, he blamed bad construction for his pain…
So he sued the wall builder for a million dollar gain.

And Humpty’s attorney is a teddy bear(see below).

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#6824 17″ Humpty Dumpty & 14″ Bear



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Jul 09 2009

What did one hobby horse say to the other hobby horse?

Any friend of yours is a palomino!

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#6845 Hobby Horse Pattern - 2 Mane Styles



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Jul 09 2009

What goes “Clip… Clip… Clip…”?

A horse with one leg!

And when you ride a hobby horse, YOU add the “clop”!

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#6841 Hobby Horse Pattern - 5 Styles



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Jul 05 2009

Why did Little Bo Peep lose her sheep?

Because she hung around with a crook…

and then some sheep ran away to California to become Homestead Greeters!

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#6822 54 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep



Countie the Sheep will help you read bedtime stories to little ones for sweet dreams!

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Jul 05 2009

Where do sheep get shorn?

At the baa baa shop!

Mary had a little lamb,
Old MacDonald shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.

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#6808 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep



Bonnie the Sheep is here to help your little one count their z’s.

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Jul 05 2009

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!

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#6809 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Chicken



Big Red the Rooster is ready to greet you with a cock-a-doodle-doo when the sun rises over the country meadow.

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Jul 05 2009

How do reindeer know when Christmas is coming?

They look on their calen-”deer”!

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#6816 23 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Reindeer/Moose



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Jul 05 2009

Which of these stuffed animal jokes do pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

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#6807 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Pig



Move over Conway Twitty, Billy Bob the Pig thinks he’s the next big country music star.

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Jul 05 2009

A man bought a Homestead Greeters mouse sewing pattern at a store.

“That will be $8 for the pattern and $1,000 for the story behind it,” said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll pass on the story.” After he left the store with the pattern, 1000’s of mice started following him. So, he decided to walk out into the local lake, and all the mice drowned. He returned to the store shortly.”Ah-ha! You’ve come back for the story, right?” “Nope,” said the man. “You have any lawyer sewing patterns?”

#6810 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Mouse




Allie the Mouse is Minnie’s prettier sister.

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